Comments I often get while Unicycling.

Hard Core!
If you keep saving your money maybe you will be able to buy another wheel.
How do you do that?
Is that hard?
Hey it's "The Unicycle Guy".
Hey look at that cool bike! (Then his friend corrects him) That's not a bike, it's called a tricycle.
Hey it's a tricycle. (Some people aren't so good at math.)
Look it's a 1 wheeled bike.
What do you call that bike thing anyway?
Are you in the circus?
Where's your other wheel
You lost a wheel.
Show me how to do that.
Can I try that?
I'm going to have to ask you to stop riding that, there are no bikes allowed. (Obviously most security guards don't know how many wheels there are on a bike.)
Can you ride that thing? When I'm in a store. (Ya, but not in here.)
Cool!
Hey Mom look at That Guy!
Are you going to ride that thing with your slurpee? (Well YA!)
I've got to get me one of those.
Can you do a wheelie?
Don't fall.
You'll never make it all the way up that hill. (Just watch me.)
Can you juggle on there. (Actually ya!)
Hey look there's a crazy guy! (While passing some mountain bikes on my Cocker.)
Are you a Clown? (NO!!!)
Don't you have to be a clown to ride one of those?
How do you turn?
How do you stop without brakes?
Mommy, what kind of bike is that.
You must be insane.
Show off!
One word - WHY? (Three words - Cuz it's FUN!)

Created on: Dec. 20, 2000
Last updated on: Mar 29, 2003